February 2012
thegreymackeral:
I will go ahead and promise all of you, if Rick Santorum is elected President, then I will leave the country.
What if your future child can time travel and came...
They’re probably just going to be like:
Don't fuck with Aria: On the ME3 multiplayer... →
antivian:
princesscheesecake:
unidentifiedspoon:
I decided to finally start using voice chat and warned a guy when he was getting snuck up on by a Phantom. Here’s what happened…
“thanks man—oh my god wait you’re a girl”
“holy shit what there are no girls on the internet lol”
…
samstopswinging:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
Live feed of Leonardo DiCaprio watching the Oscars →
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7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
givingupthegun:
elzapan:
Benedict Cumberbatch...
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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50-centaur:
if we dont kill ourselves by nuclear warfare or something and all the aliens in mass effect exist i hope my grandchildren fuck some turians
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